Finally: Victorias Secret Just Introduced A Line Of Whatever The Fuck Kind Of Bra Situation Old Ladies Use
Since pretty much forever, older wives have been ignored by lingerie brands, but now one of the biggest hitters in the industry is changing all that. Get aroused, because Victoria’s Secret is finally catering to older ladies with an entire line of whatever the fuck their bra situation is.
It’s about hour!
In an attempt to attract more business from elderly females buying whatever it is that they need to buy, Victoria’s Secret has liberated a new line specifically aimed toward an older demographic and their baffle wire enigma. Now women of an advanced age who maybe utilize some kind of pulley system in their whole bra bargain can at long last walk into a major manufacturer and find the nylon whodunit that they normally use. For age-old dames who are used to wearing bras that seem to have wrought-iron straps and padding that’s highly thick but somehow still doesn’t cover their nipples, Victoria’s Secret is ultimately addressing their wildly perplexing needs.
“Our goal is to bring charm and confidence into every woman’s lingerie wardrobe , no matter the Rube Goldberg setup she’s get in there, ” states an introduction on the Victoria’s Secret website. “With a sizing system that starts at D and has six different captivating metrics that make up each fit, we’ve fitted some of these senior bras with brass buckles, and others with a whalebone corset attached to it because, candidly, the old-lady bra situation is anyone’s guess, and we’re excited to be a part of it.”
Wow. Older females across the board can wallow that their need for beakers that seem triangular on purpose is at last being addressed by Victoria’s Secret. Eventually!
It shouldn’t be too long before Victoria’s Secret’s competition get in on specific actions with god-knows-what age-old dames typically assemble to either keep things up or push them down. In the meantime, older females will eventually be able to solidly depend on one company for whatever the fuck their normal bra situation typically is. Props to you, Victoria’s Secret!